The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.
I don’t know what the fuck to say!!!! Fuck Elon I hope his ex wife finds happiness and get a child called 01010010
I made Korean fried chicken using my air fryer and the only thing running through my mind is that “this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass” vine
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
Cackling.
ALTIn case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
BREAKING!!!! cats simply too gay and in love to walk
happy pride. may you, too, one day be so gay and in love that you can never travel efficiently because you and your beloved keep smashing your soft, gay little heads together.